I thought I would go back to joke from kids for once last hurray this month. They have been so good I thought it was worth the hat trick. I promise to go on to another topic next week but for now let's hear it from the mouths of babes!
Q: Why was the strawberry crying?
A: Because she was in a jam.
Q: What do you call a duck that gets straight A’s?
A: A wise quacker.
Q: What does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A: A buck an ear.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crummy.
Q: What building in New York has the most stories? A: The library!
Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves!
Q: Why do scientist always have fresh breath?
A: They always use experi-mints!
Q: How are dentures like the stars
A: They both come out at night!
Q: What's a tornado’s favorite game?
Q: What is worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis!
Last but not least . . .
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has a cold? A: It starts coffin.
Now enjoy kids telling jokes on Letterman in 1992