This is going to be short and sweet today. With all of the stress of the elections, I thought it would be good to do a few jokes on happiness, something we can all use a bit more of no matter what day it is. Don't miss the last video with cute animals. If that doesn't make you giggle at least once, you may need something stronger . . . like a Robin William's video.
I hope this blog puts a smile on your face and make your soul a bit lighter!
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.
She said, "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace."
So I bought her nothing.
My wife loves for me to blow on her when she's having a hot flash, but to be honest . . . I'm not a fan.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
If a drug warning label reads, 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from abdominal cramps... does that mean that one person enjoys them?
Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how her day went.
There's nothing like seeing the joy on my children's faces when they first see the Xbox package that actually contains the new underwear I got them for Christmas.
As my grandpa opened his 100th birthday card, he stared to tear up and said, "You know, one would have been enough."
People say money cannot buy you happiness, but I believe I would feel a lot better crying in a new BMW than walking.
Q: How do we know that soccer referees are happy?
A: They always whistle while they work.
Did you ever notice that -4° looks like a depressed guy sitting on a toilet?
And last but not least . . .
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They always eat whatever is bugging them!