As you are reading this, P.R. and I are heading out to celebrate our 6th anniversary. It's hard to believe we have only been married for six years. I feel like I have known P.R. forever and yet the six years have flown by so fast. We were just talking the other day about how people say the first seven years of marriage are the toughest and if that is true, our life together will be a breeze!
One of the things that keeps up going is we both have the same warped sense of humor. A lot of the jokes I share here are ones P.R. has sent me for this blog. Today's jokes however are my own finds, so if they are groaners, it's all my fault but I hope they will make you chuckle at the very least.
What do grumpy sheep say on Christmas Day? Baaaa humbug!
Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank.
What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas? Santa Jaws.
Did you know Santa only took out eight reindeer last Christmas? Comet stayed home to clean the bathtub.
What’s the difference between a knight and a reindeer? One slays a dragon, and the other is draggin’ a sleigh.